spiti dipla sthn 8alassa.
inside scene of the house: " eimai me thn julia roberts kai xamoureyomaste. thn exw balei sta 4 kai tin xeskizw. xafnika xtypaw to kinito. amfitalanteyomai. na to sikwsw i na to afisw na mou xalasei to moment pou exw ftiaxei?
to sikwnw .
o malakas o giannhs.
-ti 8es re?
-tipota etsi pira
-ante gamisou re. mou ekopses to gamhsi me thn julia.
-sorry re ta leme.
i julia exei exafanistei. i porta or8anixti. akouw bimata sto ba8os tou dromou.trexei xwris logo. bazw to magio mou kai thn akolou8w. to dromaki me to mauro botsalo xanete. peftw panw se kauga me prezakia. ta plakwnw sto ksulo kai synexizw thn anazhthsh ths julias. pairnw la8os strofi kai bgainw se ena xwmatodromo. dexia 2 kopeles me magio se xaplwstres. tous pianw thn koubenta kai sthn deyteri to byzi. apenanti ena troxospito. xeprobalei mia sarantapentara me kokkino magio. kanei sthn akri to magio kai mou deixnei to axyristo xan8o mouni tis"
xypnitiri.
7 h wra. etoimazomai na paw sto grafeio. bareti mera. olo ta idia. to mesimeri prepei na paw ena timologio se mia etaireia.
grafeia etaireias sto kentro ths a8inas misi wra meta.
anebainw sto 2o orofo kai dinw to timologio sthn grammatea.
exw meinei malakas... h typisa apo to oneiro mou. thn koitaw san na exw dei fantasma. diakoptei to egkefaliko mou keno.
-eisai etoimos. eisai kala? moizeis xamenos...
-kai esy moiazeis me mia kopela pou eida xtes to brady sto oneiro mou!
-alh8eia? mipws eides kai to mouni ths manas mou?...
Πέμπτη 11 Οκτωβρίου 2007
Τετάρτη 12 Σεπτεμβρίου 2007
ΤΗΛΕΦΩΝΙΚΗ ΕΞΥΠΗΡΕΤΗΣΗ
mesimeri zesths f8inoporinis meras.
exw liwsei mprosta sto pc kai skeftomai poso polu peinaw gia na ftiaksw kati na faw.
mallon oxi kai toso giati perase misi wra gai an sikw8w apo thn karekla.
to koudouni xtypage epeimona.
anoigontas thn porta blepw ena fino gkomenaki me ntosie sto xeri.
"parakalw ti 8a 8elate" rwtaw.
foraga mono ena mayro mpoxeraki me ton superman kai to mati tis karfw8ike panw tou.
"kanw mia ereuna gia thn sta8eri thlefwnia alla twra 8elw ton an8rwpo - atsali" psi8irise kompiazontas.
"exete xrono na sas kanw kapoies erwtiseis?" synexise me megalyteri autopepoi8isi.
"ame" tis lew.
"perna mesa"
"kai xrono exw kai kapotes" lew kleinontas thn porta.
kanontas pws den to akouse, katakokkini apo ntropi i apo kaula ka8ete ston kanape kai anoigei to ntosie.
"den 8a sas apasxolisw poly mia dyo pipes...eeeeee erwtiseis i8ela na pw 8a sas kanw kai 8a fygw"
" kala den einai anagkh na biazese, exoume xrono" tis lew.
"xekiname" rwtaei.
"8es kati na pieis " rwtaw apo eygeneia.
"oxi akoma eyxaristw. ligo argotera"
"exete akoma sundesi ote?"
"oxi"
"ti exete twra?"
"kaules"
"nai ayto fainete alla gia thn syndesi tou thlefwnou 8a i8ela na mou peite"
"ayti thn stigmh protimw na syndesw to kalwdio mou sthn ypodoxi sou"
"ayto pou kanete einai sexualiki parenoxlisi kai aggizei ta oria tou biasmou"
"den ftaiw egw pou den exeis xekolisei ta matia sou apo ton poutso mou" kai ton petaw exw.
den prolabainei na xemitisei apo to superman periballon tou, mou ton grapwnei kai arxizei na pipwnei.
glistraw to xeri nou sto mounaki tis pou exei kanei limni kai simadi ston kanape mou.
enw paizw me ta byzakia ths kai to pouli moy exei ftasei ligo prin to stomaxi kanontas laryggoskopisi, mou leei mpoukomeni
"8elw na me skiseis twra"
tarbiemai.
akougete to pop
kai meta to plats plats.
panw katw dexia aristera sto patwma ston kanape sto trapezi sthn karekla dipla sto thlefwno.
'telika den mou eipes ti etaireia exeis balei"
"forthnet"
"kai egw apo thn forthnet eimai. na ypo8esw oti prepei na eisai poly eyxaristimenos apo tis yphresies ths".
"gamaei kai dernei... xynwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
exw liwsei mprosta sto pc kai skeftomai poso polu peinaw gia na ftiaksw kati na faw.
mallon oxi kai toso giati perase misi wra gai an sikw8w apo thn karekla.
to koudouni xtypage epeimona.
anoigontas thn porta blepw ena fino gkomenaki me ntosie sto xeri.
"parakalw ti 8a 8elate" rwtaw.
foraga mono ena mayro mpoxeraki me ton superman kai to mati tis karfw8ike panw tou.
"kanw mia ereuna gia thn sta8eri thlefwnia alla twra 8elw ton an8rwpo - atsali" psi8irise kompiazontas.
"exete xrono na sas kanw kapoies erwtiseis?" synexise me megalyteri autopepoi8isi.
"ame" tis lew.
"perna mesa"
"kai xrono exw kai kapotes" lew kleinontas thn porta.
kanontas pws den to akouse, katakokkini apo ntropi i apo kaula ka8ete ston kanape kai anoigei to ntosie.
"den 8a sas apasxolisw poly mia dyo pipes...eeeeee erwtiseis i8ela na pw 8a sas kanw kai 8a fygw"
" kala den einai anagkh na biazese, exoume xrono" tis lew.
"xekiname" rwtaei.
"8es kati na pieis " rwtaw apo eygeneia.
"oxi akoma eyxaristw. ligo argotera"
"exete akoma sundesi ote?"
"oxi"
"ti exete twra?"
"kaules"
"nai ayto fainete alla gia thn syndesi tou thlefwnou 8a i8ela na mou peite"
"ayti thn stigmh protimw na syndesw to kalwdio mou sthn ypodoxi sou"
"ayto pou kanete einai sexualiki parenoxlisi kai aggizei ta oria tou biasmou"
"den ftaiw egw pou den exeis xekolisei ta matia sou apo ton poutso mou" kai ton petaw exw.
den prolabainei na xemitisei apo to superman periballon tou, mou ton grapwnei kai arxizei na pipwnei.
glistraw to xeri nou sto mounaki tis pou exei kanei limni kai simadi ston kanape mou.
enw paizw me ta byzakia ths kai to pouli moy exei ftasei ligo prin to stomaxi kanontas laryggoskopisi, mou leei mpoukomeni
"8elw na me skiseis twra"
tarbiemai.
akougete to pop
kai meta to plats plats.
panw katw dexia aristera sto patwma ston kanape sto trapezi sthn karekla dipla sto thlefwno.
'telika den mou eipes ti etaireia exeis balei"
"forthnet"
"kai egw apo thn forthnet eimai. na ypo8esw oti prepei na eisai poly eyxaristimenos apo tis yphresies ths".
"gamaei kai dernei... xynwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Παρασκευή 10 Αυγούστου 2007
ΜΕ ΕΝΑ ΜΗΝΑ ΔΙΑΦΟΡΑ
perasmeni wra kalokairinis nixtas.
parea 4 andrwn.
frenarisma sto fanari kentrikhs a8inaikis odou.
diplano amaxi.
taxi.
klwtsia tarifa se pelatissa poly me8ysmeniksi kai arketa sitemeni.
exw apo to amaxi moni.
tsakismeni axioprepeia pnigmeni stis ana8ymiaseis tou alkool.
antroparea se amaxi.
anazhthsh anaptira gia anama tsigarou.
anazhthsh syntrofias giati oxi kai partouzas.
xaidema se synodigo.
ataka sitemenis :"exw na faw neaniko poutso 40 xronia tourkika!!!!!"
ere8ismos synodigou kai ypoloipwn.
attiko alsos.
4 atoma epi 2 kapotes ekastos ison 8 fores gamimeni kai mounosfagiasmeni.
forward >>>>>>
1 minas meta.
idia parea allo autokinito.
para8eristiko 8eretro nomou korin8ias.
kapsimo.
pota.
xorta.
koumpia.
sitemeni kuria se paraliako pezodromo me parea analogwn etwn fili.
moudiasma ekaterw8en.
anamniseis me myrwdies sarkas anameigmeni me peukobelones kai gennetisia swmatika ygra.
anagnwrisi.
systaseis sto neo melos.
paralia.
paromio skiniko.
idia synais8imata.
perissotera proswpa.
perissoteros tziros se etairia profylaktikwn.
leptomereia poy kanei thn diafora h ataka twn sitemenwn :"kai o kolos mas ka8aros einai!!!"
proktoleilasia.
ypnos sthn paralia.
xhmerwma.
adiakrita blemata kai katourokables.
starxidismos kai ikanopoihsh aidoiwn -sto katofli ths gerontikis mounoanoias- taytoxrona.
axioi....
parea 4 andrwn.
frenarisma sto fanari kentrikhs a8inaikis odou.
diplano amaxi.
taxi.
klwtsia tarifa se pelatissa poly me8ysmeniksi kai arketa sitemeni.
exw apo to amaxi moni.
tsakismeni axioprepeia pnigmeni stis ana8ymiaseis tou alkool.
antroparea se amaxi.
anazhthsh anaptira gia anama tsigarou.
anazhthsh syntrofias giati oxi kai partouzas.
xaidema se synodigo.
ataka sitemenis :"exw na faw neaniko poutso 40 xronia tourkika!!!!!"
ere8ismos synodigou kai ypoloipwn.
attiko alsos.
4 atoma epi 2 kapotes ekastos ison 8 fores gamimeni kai mounosfagiasmeni.
forward >>>>>>
1 minas meta.
idia parea allo autokinito.
para8eristiko 8eretro nomou korin8ias.
kapsimo.
pota.
xorta.
koumpia.
sitemeni kuria se paraliako pezodromo me parea analogwn etwn fili.
moudiasma ekaterw8en.
anamniseis me myrwdies sarkas anameigmeni me peukobelones kai gennetisia swmatika ygra.
anagnwrisi.
systaseis sto neo melos.
paralia.
paromio skiniko.
idia synais8imata.
perissotera proswpa.
perissoteros tziros se etairia profylaktikwn.
leptomereia poy kanei thn diafora h ataka twn sitemenwn :"kai o kolos mas ka8aros einai!!!"
proktoleilasia.
ypnos sthn paralia.
xhmerwma.
adiakrita blemata kai katourokables.
starxidismos kai ikanopoihsh aidoiwn -sto katofli ths gerontikis mounoanoias- taytoxrona.
axioi....
Τετάρτη 18 Ιουλίου 2007
"Q" Η ΒΑΣΙΛΙΣΣΑ ΤΟΥ ΤΣΙΜΠΟΥΚΙΟΥ ( ROCKWAVE Pt.2)
apokamwmenos apo thn pt.1 empeiria mou kai enw perimena na arxisoun oi dream theater xekinaw na kanw mia bolta sta periptera.
se ena apo ola ginete ths poytanas to kagkelo. klassikos periergos ellinas paw na dw ka8ws kai ena
zeugari frapedokolomeria. me to blema karfwmeno sto laxtaristo tourlwto kwlaraki skontaftw kai peftw mesa sthn koloxwristra ths. kai ayti me thn seira ths ston mprosta kai me to fainomeno tou ntomino exw rixei katw 30 atoma.
to gemato kosmo periptero adeiazei gia na epexergastei to fenomeno pou kata la8os dhmiourghsa, kai epofeloume ths eykairias na plhsiasw.
"ti dinete edw?" rwtaw to gamisable gkomenaki ths ypodoxhs.
"dinoume mplouzes Q kai konkardes" leei .
"oriste" kai mou dinei mia sakoula me thn pramatia ths.
"eyxaristw polu" lew kai paw na thn kanw.
alla den mou afinei thn sakoula kai epipleon me trabaei pros to meros ths.
"fainese ligo kourasmenos. eisai poly wra edw?" me rwtaei.
plhsiazw kai tis lew: "kana misawro exw edw mono"
me murizei san lagwniko ekpaideumeno na anixneyei ixni prosfatis sexualikis praxis kai me rwtaei me perisi aporia: " kai pote prolabes kai pidixes kiolas?"
agalma o dikos sou !!!!
" e e e e den katalabainw gia pio pragma milate...!"
" ase tis ypekfuges" , "xereis pou eisai?"
"sto periptero ths Q" lew egw.
" kai xereis poia eimai egw? punk?"
"eee" prin proalbw na ar8rwsw protasi petagete kai apantaei moni ths
" H BASILISSA TOU TSIMPOUKIOU"
gia kaki mou tyxi ekeini thn stigmi akougete to "pull me under" twn theater kai ekeini me trabaei katw apo ton pagko mesa se mia katapakti kai me odigei sto dwmatio tou aneleitou pipobiasmou.
me denei se ena toixo kai xekinaei na kanei ta basilika ths kolpa.
me afydatwse thn pidixa kai piga an dw ta teleutaia komatia twn theater.
toso apla kai oikonomika...
se ena apo ola ginete ths poytanas to kagkelo. klassikos periergos ellinas paw na dw ka8ws kai ena
zeugari frapedokolomeria. me to blema karfwmeno sto laxtaristo tourlwto kwlaraki skontaftw kai peftw mesa sthn koloxwristra ths. kai ayti me thn seira ths ston mprosta kai me to fainomeno tou ntomino exw rixei katw 30 atoma.
to gemato kosmo periptero adeiazei gia na epexergastei to fenomeno pou kata la8os dhmiourghsa, kai epofeloume ths eykairias na plhsiasw.
"ti dinete edw?" rwtaw to gamisable gkomenaki ths ypodoxhs.
"dinoume mplouzes Q kai konkardes" leei .
"oriste" kai mou dinei mia sakoula me thn pramatia ths.
"eyxaristw polu" lew kai paw na thn kanw.
alla den mou afinei thn sakoula kai epipleon me trabaei pros to meros ths.
"fainese ligo kourasmenos. eisai poly wra edw?" me rwtaei.
plhsiazw kai tis lew: "kana misawro exw edw mono"
me murizei san lagwniko ekpaideumeno na anixneyei ixni prosfatis sexualikis praxis kai me rwtaei me perisi aporia: " kai pote prolabes kai pidixes kiolas?"
agalma o dikos sou !!!!
" e e e e den katalabainw gia pio pragma milate...!"
" ase tis ypekfuges" , "xereis pou eisai?"
"sto periptero ths Q" lew egw.
" kai xereis poia eimai egw? punk?"
"eee" prin proalbw na ar8rwsw protasi petagete kai apantaei moni ths
" H BASILISSA TOU TSIMPOUKIOU"
gia kaki mou tyxi ekeini thn stigmi akougete to "pull me under" twn theater kai ekeini me trabaei katw apo ton pagko mesa se mia katapakti kai me odigei sto dwmatio tou aneleitou pipobiasmou.
me denei se ena toixo kai xekinaei na kanei ta basilika ths kolpa.
me afydatwse thn pidixa kai piga an dw ta teleutaia komatia twn theater.
toso apla kai oikonomika...
Παρασκευή 6 Ιουλίου 2007
DUO FOR PREGNANCY (ROCKWAVE Pt.1 )
mia parea apo grafikous metallades apofasizei na skasei stin sunaulia twn heaven and hell me mplouzes "dio for president".
mesa se autous kai i aniperbliti afentia mou.
mpainontas ston xwro ths sunaulias to prwto atomo pou synanataw einai mia para polu sumpa8itiki kopelita pou moirazei profilaktika markas "DUO".
plisiazw na parw nomizontas oti einai tsixles, mias kai murize kapws i anapnoi mou, kai syniditopoiw pws einai kapotes.
me perisi afeleia thn rwtaw " ti na ta kanw ayta? den blepeis me poious exw er8ei? den yparxei periptwsi na ta xrisimopoiisw".
me koitaei kai mou dinei alli mia.
"den sou to eipa gia na mou dwseis ki alli apla mou einai axristes aythn thn stigmi"
me koitaei me blemma olo yposxeseis mou dinei alli mia kai mou leei : " i mplouza sou gamaei !!!!!"
" nai alla oxi egw"
" ti na tis kanw 3 kapotes an den mou kaneis parea sthn xrisi tous?"
" perimena pws den 8a to eleges pote!!! akolou8a me sto troxospito ths "DUO" kai 8a sou deixw pws na tis xrisimopoiiseis!!!!!"
thn pairnw apo pisw kai me paei se ena container gemato profylaktika.
thn petaw panw se kati koutes kai ths bgazw ta rouxa.
aplwnw to xeri kai ti pianw?
thn prwti kapota.
mou thn foraei me to stoma kai mou pernei pipa katw apo tous ixous twn "anathema" se ena kommati pou apo thn kaula den katalaba pio itan.
epi misi wra anapodogyriza ena spiti seismopliktwn tou '99 me tous ixous twn anathema kai to pipini twn duo na exei lusaxei apo to sex pou exei diadramatistei.
me to pou teleiwnoun oi anathema teleiwnw egw teleiwni kai ayti kai egine mia teleiwtiki pipa ola ta lefta ( 50 € oso kai to eisitirio).
" twra pou energopoii8kame sexualika mporw na ma8w to onoma sou?" tin rwtaw.
kai auti min mporontas na xehasei to ka8ikon pou tis exei ana8esei i etaireia kapotwn, pianei mia kapota me geuseis mou, thn dinei kai mou leei:
"DUO FOR PREGNANCY" pausi ... "kaullllllllliari"
"DUO FOR PREGNANCY"
mesa se autous kai i aniperbliti afentia mou.
mpainontas ston xwro ths sunaulias to prwto atomo pou synanataw einai mia para polu sumpa8itiki kopelita pou moirazei profilaktika markas "DUO".
plisiazw na parw nomizontas oti einai tsixles, mias kai murize kapws i anapnoi mou, kai syniditopoiw pws einai kapotes.
me perisi afeleia thn rwtaw " ti na ta kanw ayta? den blepeis me poious exw er8ei? den yparxei periptwsi na ta xrisimopoiisw".
me koitaei kai mou dinei alli mia.
"den sou to eipa gia na mou dwseis ki alli apla mou einai axristes aythn thn stigmi"
me koitaei me blemma olo yposxeseis mou dinei alli mia kai mou leei : " i mplouza sou gamaei !!!!!"
" nai alla oxi egw"
" ti na tis kanw 3 kapotes an den mou kaneis parea sthn xrisi tous?"
" perimena pws den 8a to eleges pote!!! akolou8a me sto troxospito ths "DUO" kai 8a sou deixw pws na tis xrisimopoiiseis!!!!!"
thn pairnw apo pisw kai me paei se ena container gemato profylaktika.
thn petaw panw se kati koutes kai ths bgazw ta rouxa.
aplwnw to xeri kai ti pianw?
thn prwti kapota.
mou thn foraei me to stoma kai mou pernei pipa katw apo tous ixous twn "anathema" se ena kommati pou apo thn kaula den katalaba pio itan.
epi misi wra anapodogyriza ena spiti seismopliktwn tou '99 me tous ixous twn anathema kai to pipini twn duo na exei lusaxei apo to sex pou exei diadramatistei.
me to pou teleiwnoun oi anathema teleiwnw egw teleiwni kai ayti kai egine mia teleiwtiki pipa ola ta lefta ( 50 € oso kai to eisitirio).
" twra pou energopoii8kame sexualika mporw na ma8w to onoma sou?" tin rwtaw.
kai auti min mporontas na xehasei to ka8ikon pou tis exei ana8esei i etaireia kapotwn, pianei mia kapota me geuseis mou, thn dinei kai mou leei:
"DUO FOR PREGNANCY" pausi ... "kaullllllllliari"
"DUO FOR PREGNANCY"
Τετάρτη 20 Ιουνίου 2007
ΜΕΤΑΜΟΡΦΩΣΗ
merikes fores ston ergasiako xwro symbainoun ta pio api8ana pragmata.
to neo ergasiako mou periballon perikliete gewgrafika se mia aktina pollwn xiliometrwn. apofasisa na to paixw topografos kai meta apo ena syntomo seminario dekapente leptwn bgika tsarka sthn a8ina na apotypwsw tis gnwseis epi xartou.
mazi me enan sunadelfo topografo twn dekapente leptwn alwnizoume mia kakws xartografimeni perioxi kai exoume xasei ton mpousoula!!!
den mporoume na katalaboume tipota les kai kapoios exei bal8ei na mas kanei plaka.
i zesti einai anipofori kai o idrwtas stazei potami.
exoume araxei katw apo ton pahy iskio enos dentrou kai prospa8oume na bgaloume mia akri.
thn mini syskepsi mas diakoptei ena gkomenaki me entoni periergia.
"ti kanete edw ?" mas rwtaei
"kanoume xartografisi ths perioxis " tis lew me yfos "tsimpa to akyraki sou kai pigaine allou na xwseis thn miti sou"
"8eleis na xartografiseis to mounaki mou?" leei olo kaula
"esy 8eleis topografo mounografo bay kai xtypises diana" tis lew olo yposxeseis gia thn synexeia.
diwxnw ton synadelfo kai tou lew na er8ei na me parei se kana triwro kai kateu8inomaste se ena e8niko drymo tis perioxis xwris poly kosmo.
i xenia ( to onoma tou gkomenakiou) sfadazei katw apo tis entoles tou terastiou psologewtrypanou mou kai den afinei stagona spermoladou na paei xameni.
afou exoume xeskistei sto gamisi kai exoume potisei me tonous idrwta ton parterotapita kanoume ena dialleima gia diafimiseis gnwstis kapnobiomixanias.
ekeini thn stigmi skaei miti ena koproskilo pou mallon parakolou8ouse ekstasiasmeno to pornografiko 8eama pou eixame prosferei kai pernei thn protoboulia na anaplirwsei ton diafimistiko xrono.
ormaei sto kaulomeno mouni tis xenias me agries dia8eseis. trwei mia klotsia sthn skulomouri tou apo tin brwmopodara mou kai bazei thn oura sta skelia.
teleiwnontas to tsigaro kai ka8ws etoimazomaste gia 2o gyro - ekplixi, skaei pali o kopros mazi me thn kproparea tou.2 peinasmena gia poutso skulia koitazoun san xeroloukomou to xeskismeno mounaki ths xenias.
arpazw ena kladi kai me to atsalenio poutsogewtrypano se 8esi maxis etoimazomai na kick some doggy ass.
i xenia exei balei tis fwnes kai ka8ws exw arxisei na xtypaw alipita ta skulia sthn xloi emafanizete apo ton ourano i super giagia me trapezomantilo gia mperta kai masazokalson apo telemarketing kai diwxnei ta skulia.
"se euxaristoume polu supergiagia gia thn boi8eia " leei i xenia mpoukwmeni me ton poutso mou.
"pws mporoume na sto antapodwsoume" sunexizei mpoukomeni akoma pio laryggika.
" ase me kai emena na dokimasw kai eimaste patsi" leei i supergiagia
apodesmeyte i xenia apo thn laryggoskopisi kai einai etoimi na dwsei thn skutali sthn superpornogiagia apo to pou8ena!!!!!!!!!
mazeyw to ergaleio kakin kakws kai trepomai se fygi me thn kologria na me kinigaei.
synantaw tous koprous pou mou eixan epite8ei kai tous apofeygw me ena alma olumpiakwn epidosewn kai ormane sthn giagia pou efage 20 skulopoutsous se ena lepto kai glitwsa kai ton poutso mou apo ta toxika tis salia.
an pote perasete apo kei rixte enan poutso stin xenia alla prosoxi sthn skilogamimeni kologria giati stinei karteri sto parko ths metamorfwsis gia na pipw8ei.
GOD SAVE THE KOPROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to neo ergasiako mou periballon perikliete gewgrafika se mia aktina pollwn xiliometrwn. apofasisa na to paixw topografos kai meta apo ena syntomo seminario dekapente leptwn bgika tsarka sthn a8ina na apotypwsw tis gnwseis epi xartou.
mazi me enan sunadelfo topografo twn dekapente leptwn alwnizoume mia kakws xartografimeni perioxi kai exoume xasei ton mpousoula!!!
den mporoume na katalaboume tipota les kai kapoios exei bal8ei na mas kanei plaka.
i zesti einai anipofori kai o idrwtas stazei potami.
exoume araxei katw apo ton pahy iskio enos dentrou kai prospa8oume na bgaloume mia akri.
thn mini syskepsi mas diakoptei ena gkomenaki me entoni periergia.
"ti kanete edw ?" mas rwtaei
"kanoume xartografisi ths perioxis " tis lew me yfos "tsimpa to akyraki sou kai pigaine allou na xwseis thn miti sou"
"8eleis na xartografiseis to mounaki mou?" leei olo kaula
"esy 8eleis topografo mounografo bay kai xtypises diana" tis lew olo yposxeseis gia thn synexeia.
diwxnw ton synadelfo kai tou lew na er8ei na me parei se kana triwro kai kateu8inomaste se ena e8niko drymo tis perioxis xwris poly kosmo.
i xenia ( to onoma tou gkomenakiou) sfadazei katw apo tis entoles tou terastiou psologewtrypanou mou kai den afinei stagona spermoladou na paei xameni.
afou exoume xeskistei sto gamisi kai exoume potisei me tonous idrwta ton parterotapita kanoume ena dialleima gia diafimiseis gnwstis kapnobiomixanias.
ekeini thn stigmi skaei miti ena koproskilo pou mallon parakolou8ouse ekstasiasmeno to pornografiko 8eama pou eixame prosferei kai pernei thn protoboulia na anaplirwsei ton diafimistiko xrono.
ormaei sto kaulomeno mouni tis xenias me agries dia8eseis. trwei mia klotsia sthn skulomouri tou apo tin brwmopodara mou kai bazei thn oura sta skelia.
teleiwnontas to tsigaro kai ka8ws etoimazomaste gia 2o gyro - ekplixi, skaei pali o kopros mazi me thn kproparea tou.2 peinasmena gia poutso skulia koitazoun san xeroloukomou to xeskismeno mounaki ths xenias.
arpazw ena kladi kai me to atsalenio poutsogewtrypano se 8esi maxis etoimazomai na kick some doggy ass.
i xenia exei balei tis fwnes kai ka8ws exw arxisei na xtypaw alipita ta skulia sthn xloi emafanizete apo ton ourano i super giagia me trapezomantilo gia mperta kai masazokalson apo telemarketing kai diwxnei ta skulia.
"se euxaristoume polu supergiagia gia thn boi8eia " leei i xenia mpoukwmeni me ton poutso mou.
"pws mporoume na sto antapodwsoume" sunexizei mpoukomeni akoma pio laryggika.
" ase me kai emena na dokimasw kai eimaste patsi" leei i supergiagia
apodesmeyte i xenia apo thn laryggoskopisi kai einai etoimi na dwsei thn skutali sthn superpornogiagia apo to pou8ena!!!!!!!!!
mazeyw to ergaleio kakin kakws kai trepomai se fygi me thn kologria na me kinigaei.
synantaw tous koprous pou mou eixan epite8ei kai tous apofeygw me ena alma olumpiakwn epidosewn kai ormane sthn giagia pou efage 20 skulopoutsous se ena lepto kai glitwsa kai ton poutso mou apo ta toxika tis salia.
an pote perasete apo kei rixte enan poutso stin xenia alla prosoxi sthn skilogamimeni kologria giati stinei karteri sto parko ths metamorfwsis gia na pipw8ei.
GOD SAVE THE KOPROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Πέμπτη 31 Μαΐου 2007
ΠΑΟΛΑ, JAMES BOND ΚΑΙ Η ΜΕΓΑΛΗ ΑΠΟΦΑΣΗ
htan bradi. sigoura meta ta mesanyxta. h wra pou ka8e parakmiako kai ypokosmo stoixeio protimaei na xemitizei apo to spiti.
me to pou perasa ta skalopatia tis aulis sthn epauli mou kai anebika sto spor di8esio kamprio pou eklepsa apo ton typo pou eixe to spiti, afou tou pidixa thn gynaika mprosta sta matia tis kauliaras ypiretrias, eniwsa thn akatanikiti epi8umia gia axalinwto sex me mia celebrity.
gyrisa ola ta kurilompara ths paraliakis psaxnontas gia to rich and famous 8yma mou, alla tzifos. telika i brutal gohteia mou den epiase mesa se toso gamimeno kosmo.
apokamwmenos kai apogoiteumenos anebainw thn syggrou kai methn akri tou matiou mou blepw to meros pou arxisan ola. to striptitzadiko ths gnwstis trabelodou pou synantisa ton james bond kai egina san kai auton...
mpainw mesa sto magazi ( mono pipa pou den mou pire o - kai mono pou sou milaw idrwnw - portierhs kai o - siga mi sou brw kai trapezi- serbitoros kai me ebalan prwto trapezi pista. ( mallon 8umi8ikan thn teleutaia fora pou ekana kalokairino to mpordelaki tous otan pigan na me sikwsoun apo trapezi pou me toses mapes eixa kabatzwsei).
oi xoreutries eskagan soridon sto trapezi mou.ta pota kai oi xoroi den eixan teleiwno. as einai kala o keratas me thn kauliara yoiretria pou tosos aploxera meta apo 2 meres aneleeitou klotsompounismou mou edwse arketa lefta gia na xodeuw se tetoia merh.
xafnika mia mia oi xoreytries arxisan na apomakrynontai apo to trapezi pou monopolise mia parousia pou kati mou 8ymise.
estipsa to myalo mou gia na bgalw faio fysiko xymo kai tote 8ymi8ika thn paola apo to survivor...
" ti kanei to kauliari meta polla lefta?"
"kerasei poto?" "kanei xouro?" "mazi mou!!!!" eipe i paoal se aptesta rwssidoagglika(parolo pou einai apo thn roumania).
"tipota apo ta dyo" tis lew kai xenerwnei apisteyta.
paei na fygei, thn pianw apo to mpratso kai tis lew "ektos an 8eleis na se gamisw!!!"
diaktinizetai sto kabrio kai xekinaw gia thn epauli sthn kifisia.
me to pou mpainw mesa me perimene i ipiretria me ena ropalo thn apofeygw kai thn sprwxnw makria apo thn paola pou itan etoimi na lintsarei. katafernei kai mou xefeygei kai ormaei panw sthn celebriti endynami poutanitsa mou.
se ena akrws kaulwtika ere8istiko 8eama, skizoun ta rouxa tous kai menoun ologymnes. tis pianw kai tis dyo apo ta plastika foustanika byzia tous kai tis xwrizw.
me mia astrapiaia jamesbondiki kinisi aidiodaxtyliazw kai tis dyo kai tis akinitopoiw apo idoni kai mono...
me mia fwni ourliazoun na tis afisw kai na dialexw mia apo tis dyo tous.
kai pernw thn megali apofasi kai tous tin anakoinwnw:
" kamia apo tis 2 brwmopoutana. synexiste na plakwneste na trabixw malakia kai meta na plinete ta piata"
" eiste ftiagmenes kai oi dyo gia kouzina... tellllllossssss"
me to pou perasa ta skalopatia tis aulis sthn epauli mou kai anebika sto spor di8esio kamprio pou eklepsa apo ton typo pou eixe to spiti, afou tou pidixa thn gynaika mprosta sta matia tis kauliaras ypiretrias, eniwsa thn akatanikiti epi8umia gia axalinwto sex me mia celebrity.
gyrisa ola ta kurilompara ths paraliakis psaxnontas gia to rich and famous 8yma mou, alla tzifos. telika i brutal gohteia mou den epiase mesa se toso gamimeno kosmo.
apokamwmenos kai apogoiteumenos anebainw thn syggrou kai methn akri tou matiou mou blepw to meros pou arxisan ola. to striptitzadiko ths gnwstis trabelodou pou synantisa ton james bond kai egina san kai auton...
mpainw mesa sto magazi ( mono pipa pou den mou pire o - kai mono pou sou milaw idrwnw - portierhs kai o - siga mi sou brw kai trapezi- serbitoros kai me ebalan prwto trapezi pista. ( mallon 8umi8ikan thn teleutaia fora pou ekana kalokairino to mpordelaki tous otan pigan na me sikwsoun apo trapezi pou me toses mapes eixa kabatzwsei).
oi xoreutries eskagan soridon sto trapezi mou.ta pota kai oi xoroi den eixan teleiwno. as einai kala o keratas me thn kauliara yoiretria pou tosos aploxera meta apo 2 meres aneleeitou klotsompounismou mou edwse arketa lefta gia na xodeuw se tetoia merh.
xafnika mia mia oi xoreytries arxisan na apomakrynontai apo to trapezi pou monopolise mia parousia pou kati mou 8ymise.
estipsa to myalo mou gia na bgalw faio fysiko xymo kai tote 8ymi8ika thn paola apo to survivor...
" ti kanei to kauliari meta polla lefta?"
"kerasei poto?" "kanei xouro?" "mazi mou!!!!" eipe i paoal se aptesta rwssidoagglika(parolo pou einai apo thn roumania).
"tipota apo ta dyo" tis lew kai xenerwnei apisteyta.
paei na fygei, thn pianw apo to mpratso kai tis lew "ektos an 8eleis na se gamisw!!!"
diaktinizetai sto kabrio kai xekinaw gia thn epauli sthn kifisia.
me to pou mpainw mesa me perimene i ipiretria me ena ropalo thn apofeygw kai thn sprwxnw makria apo thn paola pou itan etoimi na lintsarei. katafernei kai mou xefeygei kai ormaei panw sthn celebriti endynami poutanitsa mou.
se ena akrws kaulwtika ere8istiko 8eama, skizoun ta rouxa tous kai menoun ologymnes. tis pianw kai tis dyo apo ta plastika foustanika byzia tous kai tis xwrizw.
me mia astrapiaia jamesbondiki kinisi aidiodaxtyliazw kai tis dyo kai tis akinitopoiw apo idoni kai mono...
me mia fwni ourliazoun na tis afisw kai na dialexw mia apo tis dyo tous.
kai pernw thn megali apofasi kai tous tin anakoinwnw:
" kamia apo tis 2 brwmopoutana. synexiste na plakwneste na trabixw malakia kai meta na plinete ta piata"
" eiste ftiagmenes kai oi dyo gia kouzina... tellllllossssss"
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