Πέμπτη, 31 Μαΐου 2007

ΠΑΟΛΑ, JAMES BOND ΚΑΙ Η ΜΕΓΑΛΗ ΑΠΟΦΑΣΗ

htan bradi. sigoura meta ta mesanyxta. h wra pou ka8e parakmiako kai ypokosmo stoixeio protimaei na xemitizei apo to spiti.
me to pou perasa ta skalopatia tis aulis sthn epauli mou kai anebika sto spor di8esio kamprio pou eklepsa apo ton typo pou eixe to spiti, afou tou pidixa thn gynaika mprosta sta matia tis kauliaras ypiretrias, eniwsa thn akatanikiti epi8umia gia axalinwto sex me mia celebrity.

gyrisa ola ta kurilompara ths paraliakis psaxnontas gia to rich and famous 8yma mou, alla tzifos. telika i brutal gohteia mou den epiase mesa se toso gamimeno kosmo.

apokamwmenos kai apogoiteumenos anebainw thn syggrou kai methn akri tou matiou mou blepw to meros pou arxisan ola. to striptitzadiko ths gnwstis trabelodou pou synantisa ton james bond kai egina san kai auton...

mpainw mesa sto magazi ( mono pipa pou den mou pire o - kai mono pou sou milaw idrwnw - portierhs kai o - siga mi sou brw kai trapezi- serbitoros kai me ebalan prwto trapezi pista. ( mallon 8umi8ikan thn teleutaia fora pou ekana kalokairino to mpordelaki tous otan pigan na me sikwsoun apo trapezi pou me toses mapes eixa kabatzwsei).

oi xoreutries eskagan soridon sto trapezi mou.ta pota kai oi xoroi den eixan teleiwno. as einai kala o keratas me thn kauliara yoiretria pou tosos aploxera meta apo 2 meres aneleeitou klotsompounismou mou edwse arketa lefta gia na xodeuw se tetoia merh.

xafnika mia mia oi xoreytries arxisan na apomakrynontai apo to trapezi pou monopolise mia parousia pou kati mou 8ymise.

estipsa to myalo mou gia na bgalw faio fysiko xymo kai tote 8ymi8ika thn paola apo to survivor...

" ti kanei to kauliari meta polla lefta?"
"kerasei poto?" "kanei xouro?" "mazi mou!!!!" eipe i paoal se aptesta rwssidoagglika(parolo pou einai apo thn roumania).

"tipota apo ta dyo" tis lew kai xenerwnei apisteyta.

paei na fygei, thn pianw apo to mpratso kai tis lew "ektos an 8eleis na se gamisw!!!"

diaktinizetai sto kabrio kai xekinaw gia thn epauli sthn kifisia.

me to pou mpainw mesa me perimene i ipiretria me ena ropalo thn apofeygw kai thn sprwxnw makria apo thn paola pou itan etoimi na lintsarei. katafernei kai mou xefeygei kai ormaei panw sthn celebriti endynami poutanitsa mou.

se ena akrws kaulwtika ere8istiko 8eama, skizoun ta rouxa tous kai menoun ologymnes. tis pianw kai tis dyo apo ta plastika foustanika byzia tous kai tis xwrizw.

me mia astrapiaia jamesbondiki kinisi aidiodaxtyliazw kai tis dyo kai tis akinitopoiw apo idoni kai mono...

me mia fwni ourliazoun na tis afisw kai na dialexw mia apo tis dyo tous.

kai pernw thn megali apofasi kai tous tin anakoinwnw:

" kamia apo tis 2 brwmopoutana. synexiste na plakwneste na trabixw malakia kai meta na plinete ta piata"

" eiste ftiagmenes kai oi dyo gia kouzina... tellllllossssss"

7 σχόλια:

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