Παρασκευή, 20 Απριλίου 2007

AFENTIKO KAI WORM

H anoixi exei mpei gia ta kala kai odeyei pros to kalokairi me gorgous ry8mous. Exw skasei sto grafeio plimirismenos me ais8imata xarwpis malakiasis kai ola mou fainontai wraia. Alla kai I dia8esi twn ypoloipwn einai analogh opote to ergasiako klima einai eyxaristo.

Etsi kilaei i wra wspou xtypaei to thlefwno kai einai to afentiko mou. Kalimerizw me eygeneia kai abrotita kai antapokrinete kai to boss gia na mou ferei oso pio malaka ginete thn poutsa pou 8a faw gia tis epomenes wres isws kai meres, analoga me thn ikanothta mou(xaxaxaxa). mou exigei ti 8a ginei kai ti prepei na kanw kai to mono pou skeftomai einai pws preepi na ton gamagan poly otan itan mikros kai tou emeine kousouri. H ana8esi tou project teleiwnei me thn frasi:

“ ayta ta 8elw xtes, twra pou milame eprepe na einai sto grafeio mou, strwsou sthn douleia”.

Menw malakas gia klasmata xiliostwn tou ekatostou tou deytereloptou kai tou lew:

“xtes imoun me thn ginaika sou kai den me afise na teleiwsw thn douleia alla teleiwsa sto stoma ths...”

Nekriki sigi sto grafeio alla kai sto akoustiko!! O malakas emeine gia 2 lepta loumwmenos sto tilefwno. Fantazomai thn fatsa tou kai gamiemai sta gelia. H apolysi einai sigouri alla synexizw na gelaw. ( an einai na ta kaneis ola poutana kanta me styl kai poly 8orybo!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Yeah ! yeah ! yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To loumwmeno afentiko spaei thn sigi kai skouzei toso dynata gia na ton akousoun oloi sto ktirio alla kai sthn gyrw perioxi , akoma kai o kafetzis sthn apenanti gwnai pou ton exei grapsei sta arxidia tou kai den tou exei paei ton kafe:

“AN EXEIS TA ARXIDIA ELA NA MOU TO PEIS APO KONTA AYTO”

Afinw to akoustiko gia an akousei apo ta parakeleta twn synadelfwn na min paw, oti paw kai malista tsampoukalemena.

Prepei na exei klasei malli giati exei balei ton tofalo thn grammatea tou na mou kleisei to dromo. Tis skaw ena strapiaio glwssofilo, tis kobontai ta podia, peftei se polaplous orgasmous, ftynw tis trixes apo ta moustakia ths kai anoigw thn dipli syrwmeni porta tou grafeiou tou boss. Exei minei malakas me to 8rasos mou kai me yfos godfather II xekoumpwnw to panteloni kai petaw panw sto grafeio thn sarantaponti psoli mou panw sto grafeio paketa me ta 2*10kg arxidia mou.

“ nata ta arxidia mou malaka kolompara poustako “8anato sta afentika” mazi me thn psoli pou eixe sto stoma ths i gynaika sou”

“Pws sou fanike xekoliari?”

Alalagmoi zinas the warrior princess apo ton boss kai pernontas fora peftei apo ton trito orofo spazontas to tzami kai prosgeiwnete panw sthn gynaika tou pou den eixa pidixei pote kai den blepotane kiolas....

H malakia tis ypo8esis einai pws oute ta arxidia mou tsimpise kai pws itan o prwtos pou psofise kai den ton gamisa.

8ANATOS STA AFENTIKA APO PSILA AKOMA PIO PSILA

YEAH .

10 σχόλια:

kabamaru είπε...

xaxaxaxaxa mlk, xaxaxaxaxaxa.
Kala twra de kserw an prepei na gelaw me tin tuxi tou afentikou sou alla de mporw na kratithw. Aiwnia tou i mnimi!!!
WOrm eisai gamias agori mou, upertatos kiolas!

Fight Back είπε...

aisxros

Misirlou Oubliez είπε...

profitiko...

lazinio είπε...

theiko...

eternal_worm είπε...

8a i8ela na sas eyxaristisw olous gia at kala sas logia ka8ws meta ton hsaia eimai o megaliteros profitis. terma i douleia zitw to aragma


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mithrandir είπε...

Malaka epos!
AXAXAXA
AXAXAXAXA
AXAXAXAXAXA

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Downhill.... είπε...

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Ανώνυμος είπε...

Panagioti exo meinei malakas
N.R.

Gizmo είπε...

Synexise na grafeis re vdelyro ypokeimeno!
Spasta, Kafta

renton είπε...

Ψόφησα ρε!!!