Τετάρτη 20 Ιουνίου 2007

ΜΕΤΑΜΟΡΦΩΣΗ

merikes fores ston ergasiako xwro symbainoun ta pio api8ana pragmata.
to neo ergasiako mou periballon perikliete gewgrafika se mia aktina pollwn xiliometrwn. apofasisa na to paixw topografos kai meta apo ena syntomo seminario dekapente leptwn bgika tsarka sthn a8ina na apotypwsw tis gnwseis epi xartou.
mazi me enan sunadelfo topografo twn dekapente leptwn alwnizoume mia kakws xartografimeni perioxi kai exoume xasei ton mpousoula!!!
den mporoume na katalaboume tipota les kai kapoios exei bal8ei na mas kanei plaka.
i zesti einai anipofori kai o idrwtas stazei potami.
exoume araxei katw apo ton pahy iskio enos dentrou kai prospa8oume na bgaloume mia akri.
thn mini syskepsi mas diakoptei ena gkomenaki me entoni periergia.
"ti kanete edw ?" mas rwtaei
"kanoume xartografisi ths perioxis " tis lew me yfos "tsimpa to akyraki sou kai pigaine allou na xwseis thn miti sou"
"8eleis na xartografiseis to mounaki mou?" leei olo kaula
"esy 8eleis topografo mounografo bay kai xtypises diana" tis lew olo yposxeseis gia thn synexeia.
diwxnw ton synadelfo kai tou lew na er8ei na me parei se kana triwro kai kateu8inomaste se ena e8niko drymo tis perioxis xwris poly kosmo.
i xenia ( to onoma tou gkomenakiou) sfadazei katw apo tis entoles tou terastiou psologewtrypanou mou kai den afinei stagona spermoladou na paei xameni.
afou exoume xeskistei sto gamisi kai exoume potisei me tonous idrwta ton parterotapita kanoume ena dialleima gia diafimiseis gnwstis kapnobiomixanias.
ekeini thn stigmi skaei miti ena koproskilo pou mallon parakolou8ouse ekstasiasmeno to pornografiko 8eama pou eixame prosferei kai pernei thn protoboulia na anaplirwsei ton diafimistiko xrono.
ormaei sto kaulomeno mouni tis xenias me agries dia8eseis. trwei mia klotsia sthn skulomouri tou apo tin brwmopodara mou kai bazei thn oura sta skelia.
teleiwnontas to tsigaro kai ka8ws etoimazomaste gia 2o gyro - ekplixi, skaei pali o kopros mazi me thn kproparea tou.2 peinasmena gia poutso skulia koitazoun san xeroloukomou to xeskismeno mounaki ths xenias.
arpazw ena kladi kai me to atsalenio poutsogewtrypano se 8esi maxis etoimazomai na kick some doggy ass.
i xenia exei balei tis fwnes kai ka8ws exw arxisei na xtypaw alipita ta skulia sthn xloi emafanizete apo ton ourano i super giagia me trapezomantilo gia mperta kai masazokalson apo telemarketing kai diwxnei ta skulia.
"se euxaristoume polu supergiagia gia thn boi8eia " leei i xenia mpoukwmeni me ton poutso mou.
"pws mporoume na sto antapodwsoume" sunexizei mpoukomeni akoma pio laryggika.
" ase me kai emena na dokimasw kai eimaste patsi" leei i supergiagia
apodesmeyte i xenia apo thn laryggoskopisi kai einai etoimi na dwsei thn skutali sthn superpornogiagia apo to pou8ena!!!!!!!!!
mazeyw to ergaleio kakin kakws kai trepomai se fygi me thn kologria na me kinigaei.
synantaw tous koprous pou mou eixan epite8ei kai tous apofeygw me ena alma olumpiakwn epidosewn kai ormane sthn giagia pou efage 20 skulopoutsous se ena lepto kai glitwsa kai ton poutso mou apo ta toxika tis salia.
an pote perasete apo kei rixte enan poutso stin xenia alla prosoxi sthn skilogamimeni kologria giati stinei karteri sto parko ths metamorfwsis gia na pipw8ei.

GOD SAVE THE KOPROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 σχόλια:

mithrandir είπε...

sixamene, tsimpa mia kourada >8]

Ανώνυμος είπε...

Agapite,
Parakalw opes epideixete to eyros twn syggrafikwn ikanotitwn sas kai (oyxi monaxa toy peoys sas).
y.g. Logopaignio ek meroys sas peri tis epilogis rimatos tis deytereyousis protasews krinetai peritto ypothetw.

eternal_worm είπε...

@ mithradir
anoixe to stoma sou

@ felix
megali mou timi pou afisate tn koradan sas sto blog mou.
epikeite sumorfwsis epi twn paratirisevn sas!!!

Κολοκύθι είπε...

Sorry κιόλας αλλά έχεις πέσει σε ασάφειες.
Πως γίνεται ΤΑΥΤΟΧΡΟΝΑ να χτυπας το σκυλί με το poutsogewtrypano και η άλλη να συνεχίζει να είναι mpoukomeni?
Και γράφε και με ελληνικά βρε πουλάκι μου.

eternal_worm είπε...

@ koloki8i

koita kai mono pou sxoliases einai yperarketo.
ase pou exw kai thn ypopsia oti to diabases kiolas.
diladi prepi na eisai i prwti pou to kanei!!!!!!!!

oso gia ta greeklish ta briskw pio goiteytika...

Johnny-Faux είπε...

νομιζω οτι πλέον εχω εθιστεί. φίλε συνέχισε να γαμάς

lazinio είπε...

oute o gkousgkounis tetoies atakares.

eternal_worm είπε...

thanx dudes

Ανώνυμος είπε...

Allo ena shakespeariko epos, pou parakalaei gia screenplay..God bless you. Taise me kai me alli mia fantasiosi..Tis vazo sti lista me ta 100 things to do before you die..