perasmeni wra kalokairinis nixtas.
parea 4 andrwn.
frenarisma sto fanari kentrikhs a8inaikis odou.
diplano amaxi.
taxi.
klwtsia tarifa se pelatissa poly me8ysmeniksi kai arketa sitemeni.
exw apo to amaxi moni.
tsakismeni axioprepeia pnigmeni stis ana8ymiaseis tou alkool.
antroparea se amaxi.
anazhthsh anaptira gia anama tsigarou.
anazhthsh syntrofias giati oxi kai partouzas.
xaidema se synodigo.
ataka sitemenis :"exw na faw neaniko poutso 40 xronia tourkika!!!!!"
ere8ismos synodigou kai ypoloipwn.
attiko alsos.
4 atoma epi 2 kapotes ekastos ison 8 fores gamimeni kai mounosfagiasmeni.
forward >>>>>>
1 minas meta.
idia parea allo autokinito.
para8eristiko 8eretro nomou korin8ias.
kapsimo.
pota.
xorta.
koumpia.
sitemeni kuria se paraliako pezodromo me parea analogwn etwn fili.
moudiasma ekaterw8en.
anamniseis me myrwdies sarkas anameigmeni me peukobelones kai gennetisia swmatika ygra.
anagnwrisi.
systaseis sto neo melos.
paralia.
paromio skiniko.
idia synais8imata.
perissotera proswpa.
perissoteros tziros se etairia profylaktikwn.
leptomereia poy kanei thn diafora h ataka twn sitemenwn :"kai o kolos mas ka8aros einai!!!"
proktoleilasia.
ypnos sthn paralia.
xhmerwma.
adiakrita blemata kai katourokables.
starxidismos kai ikanopoihsh aidoiwn -sto katofli ths gerontikis mounoanoias- taytoxrona.
axioi....
Παρασκευή 10 Αυγούστου 2007
Τετάρτη 18 Ιουλίου 2007
"Q" Η ΒΑΣΙΛΙΣΣΑ ΤΟΥ ΤΣΙΜΠΟΥΚΙΟΥ ( ROCKWAVE Pt.2)
apokamwmenos apo thn pt.1 empeiria mou kai enw perimena na arxisoun oi dream theater xekinaw na kanw mia bolta sta periptera.
se ena apo ola ginete ths poytanas to kagkelo. klassikos periergos ellinas paw na dw ka8ws kai ena
zeugari frapedokolomeria. me to blema karfwmeno sto laxtaristo tourlwto kwlaraki skontaftw kai peftw mesa sthn koloxwristra ths. kai ayti me thn seira ths ston mprosta kai me to fainomeno tou ntomino exw rixei katw 30 atoma.
to gemato kosmo periptero adeiazei gia na epexergastei to fenomeno pou kata la8os dhmiourghsa, kai epofeloume ths eykairias na plhsiasw.
"ti dinete edw?" rwtaw to gamisable gkomenaki ths ypodoxhs.
"dinoume mplouzes Q kai konkardes" leei .
"oriste" kai mou dinei mia sakoula me thn pramatia ths.
"eyxaristw polu" lew kai paw na thn kanw.
alla den mou afinei thn sakoula kai epipleon me trabaei pros to meros ths.
"fainese ligo kourasmenos. eisai poly wra edw?" me rwtaei.
plhsiazw kai tis lew: "kana misawro exw edw mono"
me murizei san lagwniko ekpaideumeno na anixneyei ixni prosfatis sexualikis praxis kai me rwtaei me perisi aporia: " kai pote prolabes kai pidixes kiolas?"
agalma o dikos sou !!!!
" e e e e den katalabainw gia pio pragma milate...!"
" ase tis ypekfuges" , "xereis pou eisai?"
"sto periptero ths Q" lew egw.
" kai xereis poia eimai egw? punk?"
"eee" prin proalbw na ar8rwsw protasi petagete kai apantaei moni ths
" H BASILISSA TOU TSIMPOUKIOU"
gia kaki mou tyxi ekeini thn stigmi akougete to "pull me under" twn theater kai ekeini me trabaei katw apo ton pagko mesa se mia katapakti kai me odigei sto dwmatio tou aneleitou pipobiasmou.
me denei se ena toixo kai xekinaei na kanei ta basilika ths kolpa.
me afydatwse thn pidixa kai piga an dw ta teleutaia komatia twn theater.
toso apla kai oikonomika...
se ena apo ola ginete ths poytanas to kagkelo. klassikos periergos ellinas paw na dw ka8ws kai ena
zeugari frapedokolomeria. me to blema karfwmeno sto laxtaristo tourlwto kwlaraki skontaftw kai peftw mesa sthn koloxwristra ths. kai ayti me thn seira ths ston mprosta kai me to fainomeno tou ntomino exw rixei katw 30 atoma.
to gemato kosmo periptero adeiazei gia na epexergastei to fenomeno pou kata la8os dhmiourghsa, kai epofeloume ths eykairias na plhsiasw.
"ti dinete edw?" rwtaw to gamisable gkomenaki ths ypodoxhs.
"dinoume mplouzes Q kai konkardes" leei .
"oriste" kai mou dinei mia sakoula me thn pramatia ths.
"eyxaristw polu" lew kai paw na thn kanw.
alla den mou afinei thn sakoula kai epipleon me trabaei pros to meros ths.
"fainese ligo kourasmenos. eisai poly wra edw?" me rwtaei.
plhsiazw kai tis lew: "kana misawro exw edw mono"
me murizei san lagwniko ekpaideumeno na anixneyei ixni prosfatis sexualikis praxis kai me rwtaei me perisi aporia: " kai pote prolabes kai pidixes kiolas?"
agalma o dikos sou !!!!
" e e e e den katalabainw gia pio pragma milate...!"
" ase tis ypekfuges" , "xereis pou eisai?"
"sto periptero ths Q" lew egw.
" kai xereis poia eimai egw? punk?"
"eee" prin proalbw na ar8rwsw protasi petagete kai apantaei moni ths
" H BASILISSA TOU TSIMPOUKIOU"
gia kaki mou tyxi ekeini thn stigmi akougete to "pull me under" twn theater kai ekeini me trabaei katw apo ton pagko mesa se mia katapakti kai me odigei sto dwmatio tou aneleitou pipobiasmou.
me denei se ena toixo kai xekinaei na kanei ta basilika ths kolpa.
me afydatwse thn pidixa kai piga an dw ta teleutaia komatia twn theater.
toso apla kai oikonomika...
Παρασκευή 6 Ιουλίου 2007
DUO FOR PREGNANCY (ROCKWAVE Pt.1 )
mia parea apo grafikous metallades apofasizei na skasei stin sunaulia twn heaven and hell me mplouzes "dio for president".
mesa se autous kai i aniperbliti afentia mou.
mpainontas ston xwro ths sunaulias to prwto atomo pou synanataw einai mia para polu sumpa8itiki kopelita pou moirazei profilaktika markas "DUO".
plisiazw na parw nomizontas oti einai tsixles, mias kai murize kapws i anapnoi mou, kai syniditopoiw pws einai kapotes.
me perisi afeleia thn rwtaw " ti na ta kanw ayta? den blepeis me poious exw er8ei? den yparxei periptwsi na ta xrisimopoiisw".
me koitaei kai mou dinei alli mia.
"den sou to eipa gia na mou dwseis ki alli apla mou einai axristes aythn thn stigmi"
me koitaei me blemma olo yposxeseis mou dinei alli mia kai mou leei : " i mplouza sou gamaei !!!!!"
" nai alla oxi egw"
" ti na tis kanw 3 kapotes an den mou kaneis parea sthn xrisi tous?"
" perimena pws den 8a to eleges pote!!! akolou8a me sto troxospito ths "DUO" kai 8a sou deixw pws na tis xrisimopoiiseis!!!!!"
thn pairnw apo pisw kai me paei se ena container gemato profylaktika.
thn petaw panw se kati koutes kai ths bgazw ta rouxa.
aplwnw to xeri kai ti pianw?
thn prwti kapota.
mou thn foraei me to stoma kai mou pernei pipa katw apo tous ixous twn "anathema" se ena kommati pou apo thn kaula den katalaba pio itan.
epi misi wra anapodogyriza ena spiti seismopliktwn tou '99 me tous ixous twn anathema kai to pipini twn duo na exei lusaxei apo to sex pou exei diadramatistei.
me to pou teleiwnoun oi anathema teleiwnw egw teleiwni kai ayti kai egine mia teleiwtiki pipa ola ta lefta ( 50 € oso kai to eisitirio).
" twra pou energopoii8kame sexualika mporw na ma8w to onoma sou?" tin rwtaw.
kai auti min mporontas na xehasei to ka8ikon pou tis exei ana8esei i etaireia kapotwn, pianei mia kapota me geuseis mou, thn dinei kai mou leei:
"DUO FOR PREGNANCY" pausi ... "kaullllllllliari"
"DUO FOR PREGNANCY"
mesa se autous kai i aniperbliti afentia mou.
mpainontas ston xwro ths sunaulias to prwto atomo pou synanataw einai mia para polu sumpa8itiki kopelita pou moirazei profilaktika markas "DUO".
plisiazw na parw nomizontas oti einai tsixles, mias kai murize kapws i anapnoi mou, kai syniditopoiw pws einai kapotes.
me perisi afeleia thn rwtaw " ti na ta kanw ayta? den blepeis me poious exw er8ei? den yparxei periptwsi na ta xrisimopoiisw".
me koitaei kai mou dinei alli mia.
"den sou to eipa gia na mou dwseis ki alli apla mou einai axristes aythn thn stigmi"
me koitaei me blemma olo yposxeseis mou dinei alli mia kai mou leei : " i mplouza sou gamaei !!!!!"
" nai alla oxi egw"
" ti na tis kanw 3 kapotes an den mou kaneis parea sthn xrisi tous?"
" perimena pws den 8a to eleges pote!!! akolou8a me sto troxospito ths "DUO" kai 8a sou deixw pws na tis xrisimopoiiseis!!!!!"
thn pairnw apo pisw kai me paei se ena container gemato profylaktika.
thn petaw panw se kati koutes kai ths bgazw ta rouxa.
aplwnw to xeri kai ti pianw?
thn prwti kapota.
mou thn foraei me to stoma kai mou pernei pipa katw apo tous ixous twn "anathema" se ena kommati pou apo thn kaula den katalaba pio itan.
epi misi wra anapodogyriza ena spiti seismopliktwn tou '99 me tous ixous twn anathema kai to pipini twn duo na exei lusaxei apo to sex pou exei diadramatistei.
me to pou teleiwnoun oi anathema teleiwnw egw teleiwni kai ayti kai egine mia teleiwtiki pipa ola ta lefta ( 50 € oso kai to eisitirio).
" twra pou energopoii8kame sexualika mporw na ma8w to onoma sou?" tin rwtaw.
kai auti min mporontas na xehasei to ka8ikon pou tis exei ana8esei i etaireia kapotwn, pianei mia kapota me geuseis mou, thn dinei kai mou leei:
"DUO FOR PREGNANCY" pausi ... "kaullllllllliari"
"DUO FOR PREGNANCY"
Τετάρτη 20 Ιουνίου 2007
ΜΕΤΑΜΟΡΦΩΣΗ
merikes fores ston ergasiako xwro symbainoun ta pio api8ana pragmata.
to neo ergasiako mou periballon perikliete gewgrafika se mia aktina pollwn xiliometrwn. apofasisa na to paixw topografos kai meta apo ena syntomo seminario dekapente leptwn bgika tsarka sthn a8ina na apotypwsw tis gnwseis epi xartou.
mazi me enan sunadelfo topografo twn dekapente leptwn alwnizoume mia kakws xartografimeni perioxi kai exoume xasei ton mpousoula!!!
den mporoume na katalaboume tipota les kai kapoios exei bal8ei na mas kanei plaka.
i zesti einai anipofori kai o idrwtas stazei potami.
exoume araxei katw apo ton pahy iskio enos dentrou kai prospa8oume na bgaloume mia akri.
thn mini syskepsi mas diakoptei ena gkomenaki me entoni periergia.
"ti kanete edw ?" mas rwtaei
"kanoume xartografisi ths perioxis " tis lew me yfos "tsimpa to akyraki sou kai pigaine allou na xwseis thn miti sou"
"8eleis na xartografiseis to mounaki mou?" leei olo kaula
"esy 8eleis topografo mounografo bay kai xtypises diana" tis lew olo yposxeseis gia thn synexeia.
diwxnw ton synadelfo kai tou lew na er8ei na me parei se kana triwro kai kateu8inomaste se ena e8niko drymo tis perioxis xwris poly kosmo.
i xenia ( to onoma tou gkomenakiou) sfadazei katw apo tis entoles tou terastiou psologewtrypanou mou kai den afinei stagona spermoladou na paei xameni.
afou exoume xeskistei sto gamisi kai exoume potisei me tonous idrwta ton parterotapita kanoume ena dialleima gia diafimiseis gnwstis kapnobiomixanias.
ekeini thn stigmi skaei miti ena koproskilo pou mallon parakolou8ouse ekstasiasmeno to pornografiko 8eama pou eixame prosferei kai pernei thn protoboulia na anaplirwsei ton diafimistiko xrono.
ormaei sto kaulomeno mouni tis xenias me agries dia8eseis. trwei mia klotsia sthn skulomouri tou apo tin brwmopodara mou kai bazei thn oura sta skelia.
teleiwnontas to tsigaro kai ka8ws etoimazomaste gia 2o gyro - ekplixi, skaei pali o kopros mazi me thn kproparea tou.2 peinasmena gia poutso skulia koitazoun san xeroloukomou to xeskismeno mounaki ths xenias.
arpazw ena kladi kai me to atsalenio poutsogewtrypano se 8esi maxis etoimazomai na kick some doggy ass.
i xenia exei balei tis fwnes kai ka8ws exw arxisei na xtypaw alipita ta skulia sthn xloi emafanizete apo ton ourano i super giagia me trapezomantilo gia mperta kai masazokalson apo telemarketing kai diwxnei ta skulia.
"se euxaristoume polu supergiagia gia thn boi8eia " leei i xenia mpoukwmeni me ton poutso mou.
"pws mporoume na sto antapodwsoume" sunexizei mpoukomeni akoma pio laryggika.
" ase me kai emena na dokimasw kai eimaste patsi" leei i supergiagia
apodesmeyte i xenia apo thn laryggoskopisi kai einai etoimi na dwsei thn skutali sthn superpornogiagia apo to pou8ena!!!!!!!!!
mazeyw to ergaleio kakin kakws kai trepomai se fygi me thn kologria na me kinigaei.
synantaw tous koprous pou mou eixan epite8ei kai tous apofeygw me ena alma olumpiakwn epidosewn kai ormane sthn giagia pou efage 20 skulopoutsous se ena lepto kai glitwsa kai ton poutso mou apo ta toxika tis salia.
an pote perasete apo kei rixte enan poutso stin xenia alla prosoxi sthn skilogamimeni kologria giati stinei karteri sto parko ths metamorfwsis gia na pipw8ei.
GOD SAVE THE KOPROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to neo ergasiako mou periballon perikliete gewgrafika se mia aktina pollwn xiliometrwn. apofasisa na to paixw topografos kai meta apo ena syntomo seminario dekapente leptwn bgika tsarka sthn a8ina na apotypwsw tis gnwseis epi xartou.
mazi me enan sunadelfo topografo twn dekapente leptwn alwnizoume mia kakws xartografimeni perioxi kai exoume xasei ton mpousoula!!!
den mporoume na katalaboume tipota les kai kapoios exei bal8ei na mas kanei plaka.
i zesti einai anipofori kai o idrwtas stazei potami.
exoume araxei katw apo ton pahy iskio enos dentrou kai prospa8oume na bgaloume mia akri.
thn mini syskepsi mas diakoptei ena gkomenaki me entoni periergia.
"ti kanete edw ?" mas rwtaei
"kanoume xartografisi ths perioxis " tis lew me yfos "tsimpa to akyraki sou kai pigaine allou na xwseis thn miti sou"
"8eleis na xartografiseis to mounaki mou?" leei olo kaula
"esy 8eleis topografo mounografo bay kai xtypises diana" tis lew olo yposxeseis gia thn synexeia.
diwxnw ton synadelfo kai tou lew na er8ei na me parei se kana triwro kai kateu8inomaste se ena e8niko drymo tis perioxis xwris poly kosmo.
i xenia ( to onoma tou gkomenakiou) sfadazei katw apo tis entoles tou terastiou psologewtrypanou mou kai den afinei stagona spermoladou na paei xameni.
afou exoume xeskistei sto gamisi kai exoume potisei me tonous idrwta ton parterotapita kanoume ena dialleima gia diafimiseis gnwstis kapnobiomixanias.
ekeini thn stigmi skaei miti ena koproskilo pou mallon parakolou8ouse ekstasiasmeno to pornografiko 8eama pou eixame prosferei kai pernei thn protoboulia na anaplirwsei ton diafimistiko xrono.
ormaei sto kaulomeno mouni tis xenias me agries dia8eseis. trwei mia klotsia sthn skulomouri tou apo tin brwmopodara mou kai bazei thn oura sta skelia.
teleiwnontas to tsigaro kai ka8ws etoimazomaste gia 2o gyro - ekplixi, skaei pali o kopros mazi me thn kproparea tou.2 peinasmena gia poutso skulia koitazoun san xeroloukomou to xeskismeno mounaki ths xenias.
arpazw ena kladi kai me to atsalenio poutsogewtrypano se 8esi maxis etoimazomai na kick some doggy ass.
i xenia exei balei tis fwnes kai ka8ws exw arxisei na xtypaw alipita ta skulia sthn xloi emafanizete apo ton ourano i super giagia me trapezomantilo gia mperta kai masazokalson apo telemarketing kai diwxnei ta skulia.
"se euxaristoume polu supergiagia gia thn boi8eia " leei i xenia mpoukwmeni me ton poutso mou.
"pws mporoume na sto antapodwsoume" sunexizei mpoukomeni akoma pio laryggika.
" ase me kai emena na dokimasw kai eimaste patsi" leei i supergiagia
apodesmeyte i xenia apo thn laryggoskopisi kai einai etoimi na dwsei thn skutali sthn superpornogiagia apo to pou8ena!!!!!!!!!
mazeyw to ergaleio kakin kakws kai trepomai se fygi me thn kologria na me kinigaei.
synantaw tous koprous pou mou eixan epite8ei kai tous apofeygw me ena alma olumpiakwn epidosewn kai ormane sthn giagia pou efage 20 skulopoutsous se ena lepto kai glitwsa kai ton poutso mou apo ta toxika tis salia.
an pote perasete apo kei rixte enan poutso stin xenia alla prosoxi sthn skilogamimeni kologria giati stinei karteri sto parko ths metamorfwsis gia na pipw8ei.
GOD SAVE THE KOPROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Πέμπτη 31 Μαΐου 2007
ΠΑΟΛΑ, JAMES BOND ΚΑΙ Η ΜΕΓΑΛΗ ΑΠΟΦΑΣΗ
htan bradi. sigoura meta ta mesanyxta. h wra pou ka8e parakmiako kai ypokosmo stoixeio protimaei na xemitizei apo to spiti.
me to pou perasa ta skalopatia tis aulis sthn epauli mou kai anebika sto spor di8esio kamprio pou eklepsa apo ton typo pou eixe to spiti, afou tou pidixa thn gynaika mprosta sta matia tis kauliaras ypiretrias, eniwsa thn akatanikiti epi8umia gia axalinwto sex me mia celebrity.
gyrisa ola ta kurilompara ths paraliakis psaxnontas gia to rich and famous 8yma mou, alla tzifos. telika i brutal gohteia mou den epiase mesa se toso gamimeno kosmo.
apokamwmenos kai apogoiteumenos anebainw thn syggrou kai methn akri tou matiou mou blepw to meros pou arxisan ola. to striptitzadiko ths gnwstis trabelodou pou synantisa ton james bond kai egina san kai auton...
mpainw mesa sto magazi ( mono pipa pou den mou pire o - kai mono pou sou milaw idrwnw - portierhs kai o - siga mi sou brw kai trapezi- serbitoros kai me ebalan prwto trapezi pista. ( mallon 8umi8ikan thn teleutaia fora pou ekana kalokairino to mpordelaki tous otan pigan na me sikwsoun apo trapezi pou me toses mapes eixa kabatzwsei).
oi xoreutries eskagan soridon sto trapezi mou.ta pota kai oi xoroi den eixan teleiwno. as einai kala o keratas me thn kauliara yoiretria pou tosos aploxera meta apo 2 meres aneleeitou klotsompounismou mou edwse arketa lefta gia na xodeuw se tetoia merh.
xafnika mia mia oi xoreytries arxisan na apomakrynontai apo to trapezi pou monopolise mia parousia pou kati mou 8ymise.
estipsa to myalo mou gia na bgalw faio fysiko xymo kai tote 8ymi8ika thn paola apo to survivor...
" ti kanei to kauliari meta polla lefta?"
"kerasei poto?" "kanei xouro?" "mazi mou!!!!" eipe i paoal se aptesta rwssidoagglika(parolo pou einai apo thn roumania).
"tipota apo ta dyo" tis lew kai xenerwnei apisteyta.
paei na fygei, thn pianw apo to mpratso kai tis lew "ektos an 8eleis na se gamisw!!!"
diaktinizetai sto kabrio kai xekinaw gia thn epauli sthn kifisia.
me to pou mpainw mesa me perimene i ipiretria me ena ropalo thn apofeygw kai thn sprwxnw makria apo thn paola pou itan etoimi na lintsarei. katafernei kai mou xefeygei kai ormaei panw sthn celebriti endynami poutanitsa mou.
se ena akrws kaulwtika ere8istiko 8eama, skizoun ta rouxa tous kai menoun ologymnes. tis pianw kai tis dyo apo ta plastika foustanika byzia tous kai tis xwrizw.
me mia astrapiaia jamesbondiki kinisi aidiodaxtyliazw kai tis dyo kai tis akinitopoiw apo idoni kai mono...
me mia fwni ourliazoun na tis afisw kai na dialexw mia apo tis dyo tous.
kai pernw thn megali apofasi kai tous tin anakoinwnw:
" kamia apo tis 2 brwmopoutana. synexiste na plakwneste na trabixw malakia kai meta na plinete ta piata"
" eiste ftiagmenes kai oi dyo gia kouzina... tellllllossssss"
me to pou perasa ta skalopatia tis aulis sthn epauli mou kai anebika sto spor di8esio kamprio pou eklepsa apo ton typo pou eixe to spiti, afou tou pidixa thn gynaika mprosta sta matia tis kauliaras ypiretrias, eniwsa thn akatanikiti epi8umia gia axalinwto sex me mia celebrity.
gyrisa ola ta kurilompara ths paraliakis psaxnontas gia to rich and famous 8yma mou, alla tzifos. telika i brutal gohteia mou den epiase mesa se toso gamimeno kosmo.
apokamwmenos kai apogoiteumenos anebainw thn syggrou kai methn akri tou matiou mou blepw to meros pou arxisan ola. to striptitzadiko ths gnwstis trabelodou pou synantisa ton james bond kai egina san kai auton...
mpainw mesa sto magazi ( mono pipa pou den mou pire o - kai mono pou sou milaw idrwnw - portierhs kai o - siga mi sou brw kai trapezi- serbitoros kai me ebalan prwto trapezi pista. ( mallon 8umi8ikan thn teleutaia fora pou ekana kalokairino to mpordelaki tous otan pigan na me sikwsoun apo trapezi pou me toses mapes eixa kabatzwsei).
oi xoreutries eskagan soridon sto trapezi mou.ta pota kai oi xoroi den eixan teleiwno. as einai kala o keratas me thn kauliara yoiretria pou tosos aploxera meta apo 2 meres aneleeitou klotsompounismou mou edwse arketa lefta gia na xodeuw se tetoia merh.
xafnika mia mia oi xoreytries arxisan na apomakrynontai apo to trapezi pou monopolise mia parousia pou kati mou 8ymise.
estipsa to myalo mou gia na bgalw faio fysiko xymo kai tote 8ymi8ika thn paola apo to survivor...
" ti kanei to kauliari meta polla lefta?"
"kerasei poto?" "kanei xouro?" "mazi mou!!!!" eipe i paoal se aptesta rwssidoagglika(parolo pou einai apo thn roumania).
"tipota apo ta dyo" tis lew kai xenerwnei apisteyta.
paei na fygei, thn pianw apo to mpratso kai tis lew "ektos an 8eleis na se gamisw!!!"
diaktinizetai sto kabrio kai xekinaw gia thn epauli sthn kifisia.
me to pou mpainw mesa me perimene i ipiretria me ena ropalo thn apofeygw kai thn sprwxnw makria apo thn paola pou itan etoimi na lintsarei. katafernei kai mou xefeygei kai ormaei panw sthn celebriti endynami poutanitsa mou.
se ena akrws kaulwtika ere8istiko 8eama, skizoun ta rouxa tous kai menoun ologymnes. tis pianw kai tis dyo apo ta plastika foustanika byzia tous kai tis xwrizw.
me mia astrapiaia jamesbondiki kinisi aidiodaxtyliazw kai tis dyo kai tis akinitopoiw apo idoni kai mono...
me mia fwni ourliazoun na tis afisw kai na dialexw mia apo tis dyo tous.
kai pernw thn megali apofasi kai tous tin anakoinwnw:
" kamia apo tis 2 brwmopoutana. synexiste na plakwneste na trabixw malakia kai meta na plinete ta piata"
" eiste ftiagmenes kai oi dyo gia kouzina... tellllllossssss"
Παρασκευή 20 Απριλίου 2007
AFENTIKO KAI WORM
H anoixi exei mpei gia ta kala kai odeyei pros to kalokairi me gorgous ry8mous. Exw skasei sto grafeio plimirismenos me ais8imata xarwpis malakiasis kai ola mou fainontai wraia. Alla kai I dia8esi twn ypoloipwn einai analogh opote to ergasiako klima einai eyxaristo.
Etsi kilaei i wra wspou xtypaei to thlefwno kai einai to afentiko mou. Kalimerizw me eygeneia kai abrotita kai antapokrinete kai to boss gia na mou ferei oso pio malaka ginete thn poutsa pou 8a faw gia tis epomenes wres isws kai meres, analoga me thn ikanothta mou(xaxaxaxa). mou exigei ti 8a ginei kai ti prepei na kanw kai to mono pou skeftomai einai pws preepi na ton gamagan poly otan itan mikros kai tou emeine kousouri. H ana8esi tou project teleiwnei me thn frasi:
“ ayta ta 8elw xtes, twra pou milame eprepe na einai sto grafeio mou, strwsou sthn douleia”.
Menw malakas gia klasmata xiliostwn tou ekatostou tou deytereloptou kai tou lew:
“xtes imoun me thn ginaika sou kai den me afise na teleiwsw thn douleia alla teleiwsa sto stoma ths...”
Nekriki sigi sto grafeio alla kai sto akoustiko!! O malakas emeine gia 2 lepta loumwmenos sto tilefwno. Fantazomai thn fatsa tou kai gamiemai sta gelia. H apolysi einai sigouri alla synexizw na gelaw. ( an einai na ta kaneis ola poutana kanta me styl kai poly 8orybo!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Yeah ! yeah ! yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To loumwmeno afentiko spaei thn sigi kai skouzei toso dynata gia na ton akousoun oloi sto ktirio alla kai sthn gyrw perioxi , akoma kai o kafetzis sthn apenanti gwnai pou ton exei grapsei sta arxidia tou kai den tou exei paei ton kafe:
“AN EXEIS TA ARXIDIA ELA NA MOU TO PEIS APO KONTA AYTO”
Afinw to akoustiko gia an akousei apo ta parakeleta twn synadelfwn na min paw, oti paw kai malista tsampoukalemena.
Prepei na exei klasei malli giati exei balei ton tofalo thn grammatea tou na mou kleisei to dromo. Tis skaw ena strapiaio glwssofilo, tis kobontai ta podia, peftei se polaplous orgasmous, ftynw tis trixes apo ta moustakia ths kai anoigw thn dipli syrwmeni porta tou grafeiou tou boss. Exei minei malakas me to 8rasos mou kai me yfos godfather II xekoumpwnw to panteloni kai petaw panw sto grafeio thn sarantaponti psoli mou panw sto grafeio paketa me ta 2*10kg arxidia mou.
“ nata ta arxidia mou malaka kolompara poustako “8anato sta afentika” mazi me thn psoli pou eixe sto stoma ths i gynaika sou”
“Pws sou fanike xekoliari?”
Alalagmoi zinas the warrior princess apo ton boss kai pernontas fora peftei apo ton trito orofo spazontas to tzami kai prosgeiwnete panw sthn gynaika tou pou den eixa pidixei pote kai den blepotane kiolas....
H malakia tis ypo8esis einai pws oute ta arxidia mou tsimpise kai pws itan o prwtos pou psofise kai den ton gamisa.
8ANATOS STA AFENTIKA APO PSILA AKOMA PIO PSILA
YEAH .
Τετάρτη 18 Απριλίου 2007
prwina tyxera stin eforia
panta elega otii eforia se gamaei.
e loipon sthn eforia mporei kai na gamiseis.
to prwi opws efeyga enw eixa teleiwsei apo kapoies douleies se mia eforia sto marousi pernw ton dromo tou gyrismou gia to grafeio.
odeuontas sto amaxi mai xaritwmeni kopelitsa mesa se aytokinito me rwtaei an feugw apo kapou.
ths lew oti exw parkarei pio panw kai mou leei epeidi den briskw na parkarw pou8ena 8a se akolou8isw.
xekinaw me bima taxu kai mou leei: " den mpaineis mesa na se paw egw kai na parkarw pio grigora?"
mpainw mesa kai ftanoume sto diko mou.
paw na bgw apo to amaxi kai mou leei : " katse ligo"
" eise polu glikoulis" pame sto parkaki na se eyxaristisw gia thn exypiretisi?"
" e afou epimeneis" lew me baria kardia kai pame sto parkaki.
o hlios mas tyflwne ta kormai mas eixan anapsei kai genika epese kalo gamisi.
den katalabe pws perase ena misawro kai eixame exantli8ei kai oi dyo.
barianasenontas mou psi8irizei: " re ti kanw i poutana gia mia 8esi parking konta sthn eforia"
"ela pou den sou arese!!!!!" tis lew kai gelaei me ixo "xar xar"
" ali8eia pws se lene?" thn rwtaw
" maria"
"yasou maria prepei na fygw" "lege me sabrel(a)"
gamw thn eurovision...
e loipon sthn eforia mporei kai na gamiseis.
to prwi opws efeyga enw eixa teleiwsei apo kapoies douleies se mia eforia sto marousi pernw ton dromo tou gyrismou gia to grafeio.
odeuontas sto amaxi mai xaritwmeni kopelitsa mesa se aytokinito me rwtaei an feugw apo kapou.
ths lew oti exw parkarei pio panw kai mou leei epeidi den briskw na parkarw pou8ena 8a se akolou8isw.
xekinaw me bima taxu kai mou leei: " den mpaineis mesa na se paw egw kai na parkarw pio grigora?"
mpainw mesa kai ftanoume sto diko mou.
paw na bgw apo to amaxi kai mou leei : " katse ligo"
" eise polu glikoulis" pame sto parkaki na se eyxaristisw gia thn exypiretisi?"
" e afou epimeneis" lew me baria kardia kai pame sto parkaki.
o hlios mas tyflwne ta kormai mas eixan anapsei kai genika epese kalo gamisi.
den katalabe pws perase ena misawro kai eixame exantli8ei kai oi dyo.
barianasenontas mou psi8irizei: " re ti kanw i poutana gia mia 8esi parking konta sthn eforia"
"ela pou den sou arese!!!!!" tis lew kai gelaei me ixo "xar xar"
" ali8eia pws se lene?" thn rwtaw
" maria"
"yasou maria prepei na fygw" "lege me sabrel(a)"
gamw thn eurovision...
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