ΜΕΤΑΜΟΡΦΩΣΗ

merikes fores ston ergasiako xwro symbainoun ta pio api8ana pragmata.
to neo ergasiako mou periballon perikliete gewgrafika se mia aktina pollwn xiliometrwn. apofasisa na to paixw topografos kai meta apo ena syntomo seminario dekapente leptwn bgika tsarka sthn a8ina na apotypwsw tis gnwseis epi xartou.
mazi me enan sunadelfo topografo twn dekapente leptwn alwnizoume mia kakws xartografimeni perioxi kai exoume xasei ton mpousoula!!!
den mporoume na katalaboume tipota les kai kapoios exei bal8ei na mas kanei plaka.
i zesti einai anipofori kai o idrwtas stazei potami.
exoume araxei katw apo ton pahy iskio enos dentrou kai prospa8oume na bgaloume mia akri.
thn mini syskepsi mas diakoptei ena gkomenaki me entoni periergia.
"ti kanete edw ?" mas rwtaei
"kanoume xartografisi ths perioxis " tis lew me yfos "tsimpa to akyraki sou kai pigaine allou na xwseis thn miti sou"
"8eleis na xartografiseis to mounaki mou?" leei olo kaula
"esy 8eleis topografo mounografo bay kai xtypises diana" tis lew olo yposxeseis gia thn synexeia.
diwxnw ton synadelfo kai tou lew na er8ei na me parei se kana triwro kai kateu8inomaste se ena e8niko drymo tis perioxis xwris poly kosmo.
i xenia ( to onoma tou gkomenakiou) sfadazei katw apo tis entoles tou terastiou psologewtrypanou mou kai den afinei stagona spermoladou na paei xameni.
afou exoume xeskistei sto gamisi kai exoume potisei me tonous idrwta ton parterotapita kanoume ena dialleima gia diafimiseis gnwstis kapnobiomixanias.
ekeini thn stigmi skaei miti ena koproskilo pou mallon parakolou8ouse ekstasiasmeno to pornografiko 8eama pou eixame prosferei kai pernei thn protoboulia na anaplirwsei ton diafimistiko xrono.
ormaei sto kaulomeno mouni tis xenias me agries dia8eseis. trwei mia klotsia sthn skulomouri tou apo tin brwmopodara mou kai bazei thn oura sta skelia.
teleiwnontas to tsigaro kai ka8ws etoimazomaste gia 2o gyro - ekplixi, skaei pali o kopros mazi me thn kproparea tou.2 peinasmena gia poutso skulia koitazoun san xeroloukomou to xeskismeno mounaki ths xenias.
arpazw ena kladi kai me to atsalenio poutsogewtrypano se 8esi maxis etoimazomai na kick some doggy ass.
i xenia exei balei tis fwnes kai ka8ws exw arxisei na xtypaw alipita ta skulia sthn xloi emafanizete apo ton ourano i super giagia me trapezomantilo gia mperta kai masazokalson apo telemarketing kai diwxnei ta skulia.
"se euxaristoume polu supergiagia gia thn boi8eia " leei i xenia mpoukwmeni me ton poutso mou.
"pws mporoume na sto antapodwsoume" sunexizei mpoukomeni akoma pio laryggika.
" ase me kai emena na dokimasw kai eimaste patsi" leei i supergiagia
apodesmeyte i xenia apo thn laryggoskopisi kai einai etoimi na dwsei thn skutali sthn superpornogiagia apo to pou8ena!!!!!!!!!
mazeyw to ergaleio kakin kakws kai trepomai se fygi me thn kologria na me kinigaei.
synantaw tous koprous pou mou eixan epite8ei kai tous apofeygw me ena alma olumpiakwn epidosewn kai ormane sthn giagia pou efage 20 skulopoutsous se ena lepto kai glitwsa kai ton poutso mou apo ta toxika tis salia.
an pote perasete apo kei rixte enan poutso stin xenia alla prosoxi sthn skilogamimeni kologria giati stinei karteri sto parko ths metamorfwsis gia na pipw8ei.

GOD SAVE THE KOPROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ΠΑΟΛΑ, JAMES BOND ΚΑΙ Η ΜΕΓΑΛΗ ΑΠΟΦΑΣΗ

htan bradi. sigoura meta ta mesanyxta. h wra pou ka8e parakmiako kai ypokosmo stoixeio protimaei na xemitizei apo to spiti.
me to pou perasa ta skalopatia tis aulis sthn epauli mou kai anebika sto spor di8esio kamprio pou eklepsa apo ton typo pou eixe to spiti, afou tou pidixa thn gynaika mprosta sta matia tis kauliaras ypiretrias, eniwsa thn akatanikiti epi8umia gia axalinwto sex me mia celebrity.

gyrisa ola ta kurilompara ths paraliakis psaxnontas gia to rich and famous 8yma mou, alla tzifos. telika i brutal gohteia mou den epiase mesa se toso gamimeno kosmo.

apokamwmenos kai apogoiteumenos anebainw thn syggrou kai methn akri tou matiou mou blepw to meros pou arxisan ola. to striptitzadiko ths gnwstis trabelodou pou synantisa ton james bond kai egina san kai auton...

mpainw mesa sto magazi ( mono pipa pou den mou pire o - kai mono pou sou milaw idrwnw - portierhs kai o - siga mi sou brw kai trapezi- serbitoros kai me ebalan prwto trapezi pista. ( mallon 8umi8ikan thn teleutaia fora pou ekana kalokairino to mpordelaki tous otan pigan na me sikwsoun apo trapezi pou me toses mapes eixa kabatzwsei).

oi xoreutries eskagan soridon sto trapezi mou.ta pota kai oi xoroi den eixan teleiwno. as einai kala o keratas me thn kauliara yoiretria pou tosos aploxera meta apo 2 meres aneleeitou klotsompounismou mou edwse arketa lefta gia na xodeuw se tetoia merh.

xafnika mia mia oi xoreytries arxisan na apomakrynontai apo to trapezi pou monopolise mia parousia pou kati mou 8ymise.

estipsa to myalo mou gia na bgalw faio fysiko xymo kai tote 8ymi8ika thn paola apo to survivor...

" ti kanei to kauliari meta polla lefta?"
"kerasei poto?" "kanei xouro?" "mazi mou!!!!" eipe i paoal se aptesta rwssidoagglika(parolo pou einai apo thn roumania).

"tipota apo ta dyo" tis lew kai xenerwnei apisteyta.

paei na fygei, thn pianw apo to mpratso kai tis lew "ektos an 8eleis na se gamisw!!!"

diaktinizetai sto kabrio kai xekinaw gia thn epauli sthn kifisia.

me to pou mpainw mesa me perimene i ipiretria me ena ropalo thn apofeygw kai thn sprwxnw makria apo thn paola pou itan etoimi na lintsarei. katafernei kai mou xefeygei kai ormaei panw sthn celebriti endynami poutanitsa mou.

se ena akrws kaulwtika ere8istiko 8eama, skizoun ta rouxa tous kai menoun ologymnes. tis pianw kai tis dyo apo ta plastika foustanika byzia tous kai tis xwrizw.

me mia astrapiaia jamesbondiki kinisi aidiodaxtyliazw kai tis dyo kai tis akinitopoiw apo idoni kai mono...

me mia fwni ourliazoun na tis afisw kai na dialexw mia apo tis dyo tous.

kai pernw thn megali apofasi kai tous tin anakoinwnw:

" kamia apo tis 2 brwmopoutana. synexiste na plakwneste na trabixw malakia kai meta na plinete ta piata"

" eiste ftiagmenes kai oi dyo gia kouzina... tellllllossssss"

AFENTIKO KAI WORM

H anoixi exei mpei gia ta kala kai odeyei pros to kalokairi me gorgous ry8mous. Exw skasei sto grafeio plimirismenos me ais8imata xarwpis malakiasis kai ola mou fainontai wraia. Alla kai I dia8esi twn ypoloipwn einai analogh opote to ergasiako klima einai eyxaristo.

Etsi kilaei i wra wspou xtypaei to thlefwno kai einai to afentiko mou. Kalimerizw me eygeneia kai abrotita kai antapokrinete kai to boss gia na mou ferei oso pio malaka ginete thn poutsa pou 8a faw gia tis epomenes wres isws kai meres, analoga me thn ikanothta mou(xaxaxaxa). mou exigei ti 8a ginei kai ti prepei na kanw kai to mono pou skeftomai einai pws preepi na ton gamagan poly otan itan mikros kai tou emeine kousouri. H ana8esi tou project teleiwnei me thn frasi:

“ ayta ta 8elw xtes, twra pou milame eprepe na einai sto grafeio mou, strwsou sthn douleia”.

Menw malakas gia klasmata xiliostwn tou ekatostou tou deytereloptou kai tou lew:

“xtes imoun me thn ginaika sou kai den me afise na teleiwsw thn douleia alla teleiwsa sto stoma ths...”

Nekriki sigi sto grafeio alla kai sto akoustiko!! O malakas emeine gia 2 lepta loumwmenos sto tilefwno. Fantazomai thn fatsa tou kai gamiemai sta gelia. H apolysi einai sigouri alla synexizw na gelaw. ( an einai na ta kaneis ola poutana kanta me styl kai poly 8orybo!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Yeah ! yeah ! yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To loumwmeno afentiko spaei thn sigi kai skouzei toso dynata gia na ton akousoun oloi sto ktirio alla kai sthn gyrw perioxi , akoma kai o kafetzis sthn apenanti gwnai pou ton exei grapsei sta arxidia tou kai den tou exei paei ton kafe:

“AN EXEIS TA ARXIDIA ELA NA MOU TO PEIS APO KONTA AYTO”

Afinw to akoustiko gia an akousei apo ta parakeleta twn synadelfwn na min paw, oti paw kai malista tsampoukalemena.

Prepei na exei klasei malli giati exei balei ton tofalo thn grammatea tou na mou kleisei to dromo. Tis skaw ena strapiaio glwssofilo, tis kobontai ta podia, peftei se polaplous orgasmous, ftynw tis trixes apo ta moustakia ths kai anoigw thn dipli syrwmeni porta tou grafeiou tou boss. Exei minei malakas me to 8rasos mou kai me yfos godfather II xekoumpwnw to panteloni kai petaw panw sto grafeio thn sarantaponti psoli mou panw sto grafeio paketa me ta 2*10kg arxidia mou.

“ nata ta arxidia mou malaka kolompara poustako “8anato sta afentika” mazi me thn psoli pou eixe sto stoma ths i gynaika sou”

“Pws sou fanike xekoliari?”

Alalagmoi zinas the warrior princess apo ton boss kai pernontas fora peftei apo ton trito orofo spazontas to tzami kai prosgeiwnete panw sthn gynaika tou pou den eixa pidixei pote kai den blepotane kiolas....

H malakia tis ypo8esis einai pws oute ta arxidia mou tsimpise kai pws itan o prwtos pou psofise kai den ton gamisa.

8ANATOS STA AFENTIKA APO PSILA AKOMA PIO PSILA

YEAH .

prwina tyxera stin eforia

panta elega otii eforia se gamaei.

e loipon sthn eforia mporei kai na gamiseis.

to prwi opws efeyga enw eixa teleiwsei apo kapoies douleies se mia eforia sto marousi pernw ton dromo tou gyrismou gia to grafeio.

odeuontas sto amaxi mai xaritwmeni kopelitsa mesa se aytokinito me rwtaei an feugw apo kapou.
ths lew oti exw parkarei pio panw kai mou leei epeidi den briskw na parkarw pou8ena 8a se akolou8isw.

xekinaw me bima taxu kai mou leei: " den mpaineis mesa na se paw egw kai na parkarw pio grigora?"

mpainw mesa kai ftanoume sto diko mou.

paw na bgw apo to amaxi kai mou leei : " katse ligo"
" eise polu glikoulis" pame sto parkaki na se eyxaristisw gia thn exypiretisi?"

" e afou epimeneis" lew me baria kardia kai pame sto parkaki.

o hlios mas tyflwne ta kormai mas eixan anapsei kai genika epese kalo gamisi.

den katalabe pws perase ena misawro kai eixame exantli8ei kai oi dyo.

barianasenontas mou psi8irizei: " re ti kanw i poutana gia mia 8esi parking konta sthn eforia"

"ela pou den sou arese!!!!!" tis lew kai gelaei me ixo "xar xar"

" ali8eia pws se lene?" thn rwtaw
" maria"
"yasou maria prepei na fygw" "lege me sabrel(a)"

gamw thn eurovision...

oso pio gnwsti toso pio kali....

akousate akousate

etyxe na bre8w se mia epideixi modas ( eimai gnwstos latrhs montelwn ) kai na parakolou8isw apo konta kapoies pa(sa)relaseis.
ntaksei gia ton poutso itan alla to kalo tis ypo8eseis itan oti o xorigos ths ekdilwseis itan mia gnwsti botka batomouro pou kernage aprolaklipta ton ka8e tyxonta -emena.

katelixa na exw ginei liarda koinws fesi i alliws goal i opws 8es pesto gamw to kerato mou to tragio kai thn brwmopoutan thn katsika.

i glwssa mou eixe lei8ei. briskomoun se allo state of mind apeleu8eromenos apo endiasmous kai prokatalipseis.

oi epidoxes lolites deinopa8isan apo to aneleito kamaki mou kai oi soumiedes apo ena parapetameno krebati pou xrisimopoiountan ws diakosmitiko anastenaxan!!!!!!

prepei na gamisa gyrw stis 20 monteles kai prepei na eipia gyrw stis 6 botkes i to antistrofo...

thn epomeni mera sta deltia eidisewn prwto 8ema itan o maniakos me thn pswli exw kai to pothri sto xeri pou epido8ike se axalinwto sex me wannabe starlets...

gia alli mia fora egina diasimos kai elpizw na min ginw pali pateras...

den ftanei mwri porni eforia o mis8os gia na exw 10 exwgama!!!!!!!!!!

bgale mwri kariola durex king kong size kapotaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

de sas xalase!!!!!!!!11

pws na klasete ena ninja boy...

se peisma oswn pisteyan pws ayto itan i arxi kai to telos mazi, exw na antipara8esw ayto:

parte ta @@ mou!!!!

des sas xalase ka8olou!!!

episis 8elw na lidorisw enantion ths dhmotikhs astynomias tou dimou a8inaiwn pou einai gia ton poytso to ride!!!

piga loipon sto metro me to amaxi mou gia an bgalw karta kai to afisa me alarm exw apo to sta8mo.

ta pente lepta pou ekana na plirwsw itan arketa gia ton astynomo (mpouxaxa) pou itan krimenos pisw apo tous 8amnous kai trabage malakia.

oxi mono teleiwse prwwra alla prolabe na mou kopsei kai klisi to arxidi.

bgainontas apo ton sta8mo ton prolabainw kai ton arxizw sta binelikia .

"sbise mou thn klisi mi sou gamiso" tou lew

"pigaine ston dioikiti" mou leei

paw kai egw ston dioikiti mpainw mesa san tayros se yalopoleio ta spaw ola kai me rwtane tromagmenoi ti 8elw.

tous lew na mou sbisoun thn klisi kai kanoun tis papies.

pairnw to dikano tou papou kai xekinaw thn kinigetiki periodo!

meta me parapempoun se ena gkomenaki na kanw enstasi.

kanw enstasi kai auti mou pernei pipa.

meta epese kai enas poutsos kai efyga apo to tmima eyxaristimenos...

testing

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